FML.

For those of you who don't know me in person, here is a list of the colors I wear:

Black (v. often)
Grey (often)
Creme (somewhat often)
Purple/Violet (occasionally)
Light Pink (occasionally)
Green (rarely)

When I was married, I let my bridesmaids wear black, floor length (as per their request), and buy it from where ever they wanted.

I have just been informed I will be wearing either "coral" or "sunshine" as a bridesmaid. The injustice here is I have to spend over $100 for the privledge. I have strongly requested to have straps on my dress (as she wants different dresses) as I am a DDD.

F. M. L.

xrlyehx is hosing me down.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.


Also! The bride in question was all, I didn't know you had red hair! I was like, Bride, I have had red hair since college, which was almost ten years ago! You have seen me *numerous* times including my wedding which you were in since college! Like, eight times at least!

Snogging.

Making out was only called making out since 1945. I don't know what it was called pre-1945. If anyone knows, please share.

Otherwise, here is where I am:

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck it! I'm calling it snogging! Let the editor call me out! I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.