
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
My consolidated credit card bill. Here's all of your 20something financial fuckups in a tidy, expensive monthly bill you'll be paying for another four years.
2. Do you miss being a child?
I have to be honest, no I do not. And I frankly never have upon becoming an adult. I really, really liking having my own agency and being in charge of me.
3. Chore you hate the most?
Cleaning the tub.
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
In my kitchen :)
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
Oh Jesus. This always begs the question, if I went back in time and changed x or y, would I be the same person? If the answer is yes, I have like three things I'd hit the delete button on.
6. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Booz
7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Being a slag and getting over the rest of my cold on my couch watching real housewives of DC and getting paid for it.
8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
First a vet, then a writer.
9. How many colleges did you attend?
1
10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
First shirt I found that was clean and matched.
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Resignation, depression and we need a better fuel asap.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Don't feel as bad as yesterday . . .Going to work.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
What to make for my sister's baby shower
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Kathy Griffin. She's fun, she's funny, she has interesting things to say and would make conversation easily.
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
My first car, si.
16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes but not like at a full time job level or anything.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in but my definition of sleep in is no longer noon or 1p, it's usually no later than 10:30a.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Dr. Orpheus
19. Favorite thing to do at night?
Have a party
20. When did you first start feeling old?
When my little cousins got to be about 16 and I realized how much older I am than them and how long it's going to take them to solidfy into people.
21. Favorite lunch meat?
Roast beast
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
I avoid Wal-Mart like the plague. From Target . . .I don't know, I usually have a different list every time I go.
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Ehhh. Not really. But I think everyone who gets married needs to be clear with themselves and their future partner what it means to them and make sure both ideas mesh. I do think it should be available to everyone.
24. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Not so much I wouldn't want people to find out but the sheer number of times I've watched it . . .April and I have watched Jennifer's Body often enough that it's not scary at all to me and I'm a fraidy cat.
25. What's your favorite drink?
Port
26. Who from high school would you like to run in to?
I already see/speak to anyone I want to see/speak to.
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
NPR.
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Judge Judy
29. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Oh jesus, here's another big question. It's hard to say because I really try to use my mistakes as learning experiences, oh hey don't do x stupid shit again. I wish I could recognize a toxic, co-dependent situation faster than I tend to and do something about it. It's a general failing of mine that I don't realize someone's acting fucked up to me unless someone hits me (but no SO has) so the learning curve on that is really really slow. And when I figure it out, it's usually omg shit got really, really bad on both sides and I didn't even realize it. My big learning experience from that is that if I feel like I can't talk about something happening in my relationship to someone, that is super no bueno. And I do self checks on that every couple weeks.
30. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work?
No one does, I have my own office, bwahahahaha.
31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
No.
32. Last book you finished reading?
::murflemurflegossipgirlmurfle::
33. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have a small lamb named Lambie from B&BW.
34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
My car
35. Do you go to church?
I go to circle/grove.
36. How old are you?
31, big reveal!