Apr. 5th, 2011

corvaxgirl: (joan lol)
So, on the poly boards it's v. common that people are all, butbutbut in X movie and Y book, it would have resolved PERFECTLY if they were poly. It's tiresome because frankly most of the world isn't poly, so much so that the snark comm said that now when someone posts that, we need to start a thread on the snark comm about poly not being the solution.

Naturally, I chose twilight. This is what I wrote:
Personally, I didn't think Twilight even needed to be poly. I think if Bella was smart (which . . .clearly is already a logic leap), she would have said to Edward, listen, we're going to live forever. So I'm going to get all my ya-ya's out banging out Jacob until he kicks over and then we'll reconvene and see where we are.

But, yeah. A friend of mine pointed out that if you're a vampire, you should have like Sean Connery/GossipGirl Chuck Bass level of suaveness and trickiness not still be acting like you're actually 17, a hundred years later.

Personally, I think Twilight should really go like:

Bella: I love you both!
Them: You can't love us both!
Bella: But I do!
Them: Okay, then we'll just fight til the death and you get to be with whichever one of us wins!
Bella: . . .you know what? Fuck this. I'm not dating the supernatural anymore, you all have ridiculous hangups and are giving *me* ridiculous hangups even though I already have no self esteem to begin with. I don't need this shit, I'm going to see what Angela's doing 'cause being a lesbian would be infinitely less drama than this. . Hell, if she's not into it, I'll date Mike. He's not the sharpest tack in the box but at least he has normal problems. Peace. Out.


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